CoarseOne's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

best flash game

your six months of hard work paid off. I cannot find any flaw in this game, the voice-acting was perfect and the ending was hilarious. But there can be some changes:

- letting me place the turret where i want

- making the kill target mission more rewarding (I just won by stealing cash and advancing science, when i kill a target, there isn't much of a reward, maybe in WC2, after you kill the prime minister, you can take over continent?)

-replacing my old turrets instead of waiting for it to get destroyed then i can buy new one.

-having more type of soldiers instead of just loyal minions (e.g Mastermind tank? Mastermind Heli? Minion Special Forces?, just my suggestion)

- making blow-up missons more rewarding(I find them pretty useless as after I blow up the S.American continent, I didn't get anything)

-a showdown between the forces of good boss vs the Mastermind?

- Increase the reward of propaganda misson or at least add some more uses to it. IMO, it's kinda useless.

Other than that, the game was perfect and flawless. The dialogues were funny.

Memorable quotes: " This Botox smile is killing me!"

"Wait a minute, where are my chessy snacks? NOOOO!"

" And my friend, this is how you bulls**t!"

[Warfare: 1917]

best addictive flash game

The flash is great and even though it's simple, I am hooked onto it. Only problem is the target for mortar/artillery/anti-tank can only be placed in the middle line.(It can't go up, only left and right) My question is: How do you deal with enemy tank coming through the top? Another problem is the grenade soldiers although stated "Average vs Armor" seems not to even damage the tank slightly. I think this is another problem you need to change.

For noobs complaining that the mortar/artillery is inaccurate. Get a grip, it's meant to be realistic according to the 1917 era. What do you expect soldiers in 1917 to have? Radar-guided missles? Homing missles? In 1917, World War 1, there was no such thing as radar. The fact that the soldiers have to dig trenches to save their own ass already shows the backward technology.The soldiers just fire mortar/artilley through random guessing and calculations. There is also physics to take into account for as a strong wind might blow it away from the intended area.

Another thing: Enemy tanks can be destroyed as long as you know how to use your support and also by luck if your anti-tank damages it.

[:How to Make A Quiz Game:]

helpful

Well this tutorial is helpful but would have been more helpful with screeenshots. I don't understand what's the bitching all about. The fact that this flash is highlighted green means people find it good. Just a question, aren't flashes submitted to NG in .swf format? I have adobe cs3 and when i try to submit, it says ONLY in .swf format and my CS3 can't save docs in .swf format. So how do I solve this problem?

PlayTheGame responds:

Thanks for the review. Download a converter if it keeps saying that, and change it to swf. then upload it

[Orchestrated Death]

in awe

You sir have created one of the nicest flash game(good graphics/no glitchesperfect animation) and you are a sick/twisted bastard and I hope I will never fish in the same boat as you. :)

[Bleach Versus]

good gamr - glitchy at times though

The only parts that need to improve is that it might be better to add an exit button during a fight so that players can go back to main if they feel like changing. One particular glitch is that when P1(me) does not move , the AI does not move too. Make the AI smarter so that it will be more fun and challenging and not too stupid.
Even better, add a pause button too so users can pause when they wanna take a break. Otherwise, I am seeing a Bleach: Heat The Soul in the making :)

PJEskoria responds:

Hmm thats weird, I think that might only happen depending on the char you are are using, regardless there is a pause button. Hit the space bar to pause the game, it says it on the tutorial mode.

[REALLY basic pool game]

great first effort

the game kept me entertained for sometime and i feel this game can become a better pool game if there are certain improvements. Firstly, put instructions in the flash cause not everybody knows how to play pool. Secondly, the physics can be quite unrealistic, like when i used a huge amount of force , any random ball can go in. Thirdly, the pool should be two-player mode , like indicate on the flash screen "Player 1 turn" or "Player 2 turn" as pool is a 2-player game.

I don't think this game deserves to be called stupid, there are worse out there. And if you put your flash name as stupid, many NG-users will not bother to play your game and give you helpful comments. So change your name to basic pool game.

rawrinator responds:

thanks for your review!

[Oldschool Pong]

old-school

old school i think its not a bad idea to revive old games like this. The 1.64 score doesn't justify this game at all. It's kinda repetitive but i have seen worse games than this so nice try bud.

[Pencil Quest]

good try

good try but it can be a bit glitchy but understandable for first-timer

[Penicannon]

hmm

it's a nice game with good idea but the whole of newgrounds have enough of cocks and cock jokes =)

Perry responds:

I havent seen any well made cock games ever. Well... sept the hentai ones